The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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