Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
