Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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