this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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