Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Operation Purity has been aborted
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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