fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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