69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
