I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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