When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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