She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize