so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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