So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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