can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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