I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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