I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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