Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
