Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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