Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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