if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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