is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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