The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yo dont text me then not text me
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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