would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I supernannyed him into submission
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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