It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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