Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
