i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
...so i touched it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
