In the future we'll all be gay
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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