Just fell off a train. Bad.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
