i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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