take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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