if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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