Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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