so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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