can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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