So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
third nipple confirmed
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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