How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You smell like stripper and shame
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
