I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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