He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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