I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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