hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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