The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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