I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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