Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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