Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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