fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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