Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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