No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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