We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
