Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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