But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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