It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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