I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I need to sanitize my soul.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
