Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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