id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
