Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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