The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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