Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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